Some of you may know this by now… Hell! If you’re a wrestling fan from the 90s allllllll the way to now, you should have heard of this. THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO WWE! For those who don’t watch wrestling or don’t know who in the blue hell is The Rock. Well, you can close this window right now and do what you were doing before stumbling your sorry candy ass into my blog.
My interest in wrestling is from my father… I can’t remember exactly what the heck interest me in the first place. I think it was watching Hulk Hogan ripping his shirt off his chest and the funny hand swirling motion which he starts from a resting position and then move up to his ears to hear his fans cheering him on. Yeah, I think that was the moment that wrestling, sorry professional wrestling caught my attention. Some of you will say that wrestling is fake! All staged! How can that hurt?! Yes yes, I know all that stuff. I ain’t a dumb kid anymore. I do not watch wrestling continuously from when I was a kid until now. It’s a on and off kinda thing. All thanks to our media control in Singapore, I don’t get free wrestling programs on my tv anymore. S**** you!
Anyways, I must channel your attention to this ONE man who beyond any debate, any fraction of a doubt and the slightest clue is “de most electrifying man in ALLLLLL of entertainment!”
*crowd cheers*
He is none other than the “jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, always ready to whoop some candy ass, THE ROCK!”
*crowd cheers*
He is really the most entertaining man in wrestling. Ever since he left the business, WWE has “NEVER EVVVEEERRRRRR be the same AGAIN!” (quote from Y2J) It took him 7 years to return and I must say, his first segment upon his return is the best moment WWE has ever seen in the past 7 years. John Cena can do his “You can’t see me!”, The Miz walking around saying “I’m The MIZ and I’m AWWWWWWEEEEEEESOMEEEEEE!”, CM Punk going forming gangs after gangs and all these amount not even a quarter of The Rock’s charisma. Enough of talking, I’ll let you watch some clips of his return and you’ll be electrified! (strictly for men aged between 25-34)
